After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
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I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
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You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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