I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
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Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
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I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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