That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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