I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
Randomize
