Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
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So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
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The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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