My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
I wish I only lived at night.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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