of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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