Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
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Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
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i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
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