So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
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