I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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