Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
Randomize
