So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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