You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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