..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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