how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
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say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
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I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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