there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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