well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
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