i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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