At least make sure they are 18
Why
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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