this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
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