Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
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I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
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Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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