Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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