I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
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We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
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I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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