In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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