How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
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yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
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if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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