I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
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why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
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I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
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