I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
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Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
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I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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