I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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