nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
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hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
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Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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