my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize