Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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