xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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