apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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