Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
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There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
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if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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