So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
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No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
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I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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