My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
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I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
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Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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