Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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