so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
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Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
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There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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