I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
She's not a foreskin expert like you
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
