im drinking this country out of the recession.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
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i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
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I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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