Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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