very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
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He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
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I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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