You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I think my moral compass just broke
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