'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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