I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Randomize
