I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
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I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
this hospital has no fireball
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
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