My hair reeks of homosexuality.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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