What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
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