so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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