I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
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