Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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