okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
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6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
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Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
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